Thoughts to Ponder

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept… Credit cards make buying easy and paying hard… If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly unless manner, you have learned to live… Laughter is the jam on the toast of life; it adds flavor, keeps it from becoming too dry, and makes it easier to swallow…Learn from others people’s mistakes, life isn’t long enough to make them all yourself… It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warming to others…
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest…Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want… If all have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail… It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives… Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.